This just in from an element of the so-called "Mainstream Media" - - -"Scoop: Where your favorite stars will spend New Year's..." Please, not since the collapse of the studio system have there been any such things as "stars"......Today's twits are simply celebrities. BIG difference...

Wondering why the so-called "Mainstream Media" is handling the Madoff scandal somewhat gingerly ? It's because the story is proof positive that the big-money elites are more vain, more greedy, and as stupid as the rest of us.

"Never, never doubt what nobody's sure about." - W. Wonka

Think Illinois.......

3 most terrifying words the so-called "Office of the President-Elect" could imagine: "I've got recordings." - Blagojevich

Is it just me ? But, how come the very classy Blago and his very classy wife were TOLERATED all this time by the Chicago/Illinois Democratic machine - - right up 'til their behavior was exposed ? I mean, they ALL knew, didn't they ? 'says a lot, I'm thinkin'. Indeed, people get the government they deserve.....

"Chicago, Chicago, that toddlin' town..." Think HE didn't know ??? How silly.....

I am a seer, I am !! Years ago, I predicted that oversized, clumsy, gas guzzling SUVs would become as politically incorrect as black face lawn jockeys....Lo, it has come to pass....

So, Plaxico wants to be a gangsta......how cute !!

Regarding the astronaut's lost $100K toolbag (now in a descending orbit like so much space trash): So, who's gonna pay for it ?

Regarding UAW intransigence on the "Auto Bailout" concessions: So, do you gnaw off your leg to escape death - or not ?

Sigh...Ted Stevens is mad at us.....What th' ???

Expecting Bill Clinton to reveal the details of his financial 'arrangements' (library, retainers, et al.) is like expecting the Masons to call a press conference and say to the world: "OK, here's how we do it."

DO NOT "BRING THEM TO JUSTICE" - KILL THEM

THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS NOT MAINSTREAM